Let's debate on whose more stupid

Aigght!! I'm done with pointing fingers at the world around me... clearly it isn't' helping.... stupidity is spreading like a pandemic. I've thought of something..... Everyday i'll list out 1 incident of supreme stupidity that I witness among the people of my college (25 yr old grownups who have worked in corporations & are now pursuing management education to sabotage a company, 2 years from now). Here we go:

Aug 13th 2012: 
A (discussing a scenario) says :  ..... for that we'll need a few brands of ice cream ......
V says : Oh yea! Vanilla could be one.

Aug 14th 2012:
A dumb person A commented: "a female white-collared woman" ..... what-the-actual-fuck :X :X

M.O.M

OKay, so I'm getting a lot of emails nowadays, related to student committees that I'm a part of, in the college. Strangely, there are a few stupid guys/girls who send minutes of each & every meeting in an excel sheet. First of all  don't understand, why use excel form making minutes. Just to shy away from creating boxes in MS word, stupid fucks have switched to a spreadsheet application (Gates must be so pissed).

But hey, I'm a realist & I'd discount this inanity. What about this, the subject line they always use is "M.O.M. of meeting ......."
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I have no words now :( :( ... First of all, nobody calls it "mom", while talking we all say "minutes", still why are these ogres not using the single most powerfull might on this planet... "GOOGLE" ... fkin use google.... is it so tough to google M.O.M. or just "minutes of meeting"... Why didn't they ever wonder what the last "M" meant in M.O.M.


Damn you , I"m going to sleep!!!

beg..borrow..steal

The other day we had an event in our college. It was called "beg..borrow..steal". Rule of the game was to beg,borrow or steal as many coins as possible of different denominations within 30 mins. As soon as the whistle went off & time started, I was horrified to see people running all over the campus to collect 50 paise, 1 rupee, 5 rupee & 10 rupee coins. What went wrong? People snubbed each other if someone asked for something as little as "a" coin. Is that what we've sunk to? And all of this for what...take a guess....A certificate for the winner which he'll use to embellish his CV.

Every damn thing in MBA is about embellishing your CV. That's the only bait that works. People are not bothered about the experience...it's just the "certificate".

P.S: The people participating were grownups... avg age would be 24, who have worked for a year or 2 minimum. Yeah!

The Rat who had it all.

Life can't be more dull. A few months back, I found myself content, happy & informed about the world around me.... Fast forward it to today, I ran out of time for those very things that made the difference. No clue why I resorted to writing a blog on that, but the metamorphosis of that chasm into this void is asinine & at the same time intensely discomforting.

So, I got into a B-School. Life changed for real. To my utter disappointment, I saw a breed of half-assed 25 year-olds trying to score brownie points & trying desperately hard to be at the conventionally best behavior. It's a fact of life that no matter what decision you make, the rat-race never ends. You just change the race track and find yourself among a different breed of rats. 

But, why am I the only one who finds it so difficult to adjust to the norms of this (rat)society? Why is it that every action gets motivated with a precursor that ultimately leads to a few more lines on your record?  Why are corporations only looking for people who have learnt to follow the convention? Why is there no credit for being different? Why is mediocrity so undervalued? 

And most important of all: Why am I the injured rat?

Duh! Humor me.....